"When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part." -- G.B. Shaw, Getting Married, 1908

Rayanne: You wanna have sex with him.
Angela: Who?
Rayanne: Who. Jordan. Catalano. Come on, I'm not gonna tell anyone, just admit it.
Angela: I just like how he's always leaning. Against stuff. He leans great. Well, either sex or a conversation. Ideally both.

--My So-Called Life

"At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't.  The trouble is, they are usually married to each other." -- Ann Landers

Because you're mine
I walk the line
Johnny Cash

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." -- Groucho Marx

Harry Burns: The first time we met, we hated each other.

Sally Albright: No, you didn't hate me, I hated you. The second time we met, you didn't even remember me.

Harry Burns: I did too, I remembered you. The third time we met, we became friends.

Sally Albright: We were friends for a long time.

Harry Burns: And then we weren't.

Sally Albright: And then we fell in love.

 

-- When Harry Met Sally

"Give a man a free hand... and he'll run it all over you." -- Mae West

"A poem is a naked person ... Some people say that I am a poet." -- Bob Dylan

"If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody." -- J.D. Salinger, Catcher in the Rye

"I'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four."

-- Fred Allen

"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh." --W.H. Auden

"Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it." -- Christopher Morley, Kitty Foyle

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." -- Albert Einstein

"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.” -- Woody Allen