Skylar: What if I said I wouldn't have sex with you again 'til I got to meet your friends; what would you say?

Will: I'd say it's 4:30 in the morning; they're probably up. [he picks up Skylar's phone and begins dialing]
Skylar: [laughing] Men are shameless. If you're not thinking with your wiener, then you're acting directly on its behalf.

Good Will Hunting

"Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too." -- H.L. Mencken